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I told my son last night we were going to the gay pride parade for father's day. He asked,. "gay guy parade?" yep, sure that works too. 05:47:45 PM June 16, 2013 from Twitter for Android
What music do you consider to be great road music? For me its Doobie Brothers or pretty much any southern rock 06:42:37 PM June 12, 2013 from web
@someonesmadre you're right. #DEEPTHOUGHTSWITHSCATHANDY 06:39:26 PM June 12, 2013 from web in reply to someonesmadre
I want a tattoo of a nipple and aureola, maybe I'll get one on my back 04:01:08 PM June 12, 2013 from web
Anyone who describes their bed as if they are in a long term relationship with it probably sleep alone. #peopleIdontlike 03:57:44 PM June 12, 2013 from web
@someonesmadre Look, I just shit out a New York Strip. Medium Rare 03:52:52 PM June 12, 2013 from web in reply to someonesmadre
@someonesmadre Damn it, now I grossed myself out with poop meat 03:51:54 PM June 12, 2013 from web in reply to someonesmadre
@someonesmadre Gross again. Cold poop. I don't need to know the temp of your poop, it isn't meat, I'm not going to eat it 03:51:19 PM June 12, 2013 from web in reply to someonesmadre
@JonasBarnes I just followed you, and I instantly received a recommendation to follow Garfunkel and Oates. What does that say about you? 02:55:19 AM June 12, 2013 from web in reply to JonasBarnes
RT @someonesmadre: @lonniebruhn never sing on your podcast again 02:52:35 AM June 12, 2013 from web