You don’t get it, do you?

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After an amazing preliminary week two (where I took top spot for the week) in the Seattle International Comedy Contest. I’ve returned to Seattle, WA to compete with the top 10 from both weeks and again I’m off to a slow start. I took 7th (third from last) in the first performance at the famous Seattle Comedy Underground. Here is …

Ep67: A Very Special Emerald City

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Seattle has it all. Huge Hills, cobblestone alleys with famous gum walls, dangerous phone thieves and all I have to worry about is placing in the Seattle International Comedy Contest.  Welcome to my world. In this episode:  A broken Shoestring will give anyone perspective. I thought the hills were tough, but try losing a battle with a garage door A …

Ep66: Sex Drive

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The power of sex is real. It fixes everything gloriously bad in life. Hell, it even cures a hangover, even if only for a brief moment. In this episode:  Date night with Rufus: Hallelujah, a dying man and wet envelope to save the day. After further review, Japanese men might have the answer to a Utopian existence. This could change …

Ep65: State of The Union

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Only in America can you get paid to remove a child’s imperfections, perform comedy while you serve time and get payed to do a job you clearly don’t intend on doing correctly. In this episode:  Cropping out the ugly What are you in Jail for? I’m here to tickle your funny bone Mister Why don’t you just call a cab? …

Buy my new DVD, “Truth Hurts” Today

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It’s kinda a funny story. Okay, not really. All this time I thought my DVD, “Truth Hurts” was available to buy online at MY LITTLE STORE, Which by the way,  that’s my store. Well, I guess I never uploaded the product info. So all this time I was thinking, shit, why isn’t anybody buying my product? Maybe because they couldn’t. …

Ep64: Rumur Has it

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If our country gets to a point where just a small rumor can cause 89 people to be trampled to death, then and only then will I become concerned about the direction we are heading in In this episode:  India, you don’t need to be powerful, you can just be convincing. China, Baby Schmaybe. Like old computer monitors. How do …

Ep63: Sit and Spin

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The thought of devoting an entire episode of my podcast to the subject of being disabled may seem like something everyone would probably like to avoid. Yeah, me too. Well strap yourself into the nearest wheelchair because we are going for a ride. You are going to learn a lot about how incredibly stupid people are when it comes to …

Ep62: Politics as usual

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It isn’t that I don’t think comedians can’t talk about politics and make it funny. Many are really good at, but most of the time I ever see it work consistently is in satirical show like The Daily News or The Colbert Report. I guess what I’m getting at is that I’m not good at it; maybe because I am …