Everybody sometimes should take a little personal inventory, a self-checkout so to speak. We all make mistakes right? Yes we do. I made one last week. Life is full of drama, and not the petty middle school drama built from the ashes of an afternoon dance. This drama is the real thing and you better get used to it.

In this episode: 

• Fixing my mistakes
• Can that topic be funny?
• Self-Check outs
• Middle School dance drama

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Like I promised, In an earlier episodes I explained that I would be starting a new series on From The Nook and tonight is its debut. Tonight I rekindle an old love affair with a local Portland radio personality and great friend, Marconi.  Some of you may remember Marconi from his afternoon radio show with Tiny on NRK 94.7. Some may remember him from when he took over the afternoon radio waves over at K.G.O.N. with Kristine Levine and Big Jim. I remember him because after getting an opportunity to open up for Doug Stanhope.  Marconi gave me a chance to come on his radio show, build a fan base and create a lasting relationship that still is strong today.  Now Marconi is taking to my podcast and giving all of you a more intimate side of himself. It was honor to have him on.  Thank you sir

In this episode: 

• There’s really no reason for me to be on your show
• An interview in an interview in an interview
• Don’t be a basic bitch

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In episode 53 I explore the challenges of what it is like to just be alive. Is it a blessing, or is it simply good enough to get to the finish line in one piece? Whether it is a single working woman, a black man with the real obstacles of equality and skin color, or even a small dog, life is tough. The twist is that I explore this in a very untraditional way.  I profile 3 stories in what is a rough draft for a future bigger project I am working on.  It is merely the beginning process, so don’t expect magic right out of the gate. Instead, just enjoy it for what it is

In this episode: 

• Harley the West Highland White Terrier
• Elizabeth a 36 year old single working woman
• Hello my name is Terrell

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There are all types of people who influence us in one way or another.  It is sort of my job to observe them and try to understand them.  In most cases, they are harmless, and in other cases, it doesn’t take long for us to gather enough intelligence to see that they are completely out of their mind. In this episode I talk about a few things I noticed over the weekend.  Like for instance the way people behave in low level politics. Another example of urban farming and the kind of entertainment one should expect at a celebration of life event.

In this episode: 

• Politics as unusual
• My personal nightmare in urban farming
• Putting the fun back funerals

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Area 51 is a mysterious warehouse of memories I decided to forcefully take you, my avid listeners to.  A place you didn’t ask to be taken, but do I care? No, instead, I ignore all social cues and take you on a journey to my past whether you wanted to go or not. I’m not sure why I felt the need to do a” best of” the last 50 episodes. I guess this is how I repay my loyal fans, by making you listen to this crap again.  What I learned was going back and researching what I thought might be better moments in my podcast career, our in fact, terribly awkward clips that should not have ever aired more than once.  Hell, I’m not sure why they aired at all. I hope you enjoy this episode because I’ll never do another “best of” in the future. Lesson learned

In this episode: 

• The errors of my ways
• Ooh La La, I few good rants
• Skitty Skitty Sketcher Skits
• The early days

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Ep50 was supposed to be an epic milestone of my podcast; I was even going to have it be a best of the last 50.  However, something came up over the last few weeks that needed to be addressed; something truly important to all comedians with any amount of respect and love for the craft. Gabe Dinger, a Portland favorite, a brilliant writer and a comedian I have an unbelievable amount of respect in has a premise and joke in his act that he wrote. I also wrote something very similar. It was never intentional on my part to perform a piece almost word for word, nor was I aware we had the same idea until we discussed it. This episode is a no thrills episode where I sincerely apologize to Gabe and explain the entire story from my perspective. I also decided to take this moment to really discuss the topic of lifting material.  Their is a blurry line between a real comedic thief and when a comedian truly isn’t stealing intentionally and this issue is a sore spot for all of us in the business. Every comedian and lover of comedy should take the time to listen to this very special episode and then keep the dialog going.

In this episode: 

• Crossing the blurry line
• Pointing fingers and labeling comedians
• Sincerely, I am sorry

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What I have come to realize is being a full time father takes patience, and every minute of spare time away from living a life of fun. Even sex needs to be kept on the down low now.  However, for brief hour, I had the house to myself-and what did I do with my time?  I fulfilled my obligation to you and recorded episode 49. I have to hand it to you mothers, you keep it together… and me, not so much.

In this episode: 

• Being hired for the head coach decision
• Puff The Magic Dragon
• His favorite number

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After finally finishing the live recording and DVD shoot at Star Theater, after hell week promoting the night with Chris Smith and after a year and a half preparing for this one special night, it is over.  Truth Hurts is in post-production, the night is in the past, I am no longer dreaming of what will come of the evening but instead trying to hold onto the memories of the evening.  What now though? I’m left wondering where to focus my energy.  I guess for now it will be resting and taking on a new important role as full time father.  My 13 year old boy has come to live with me and now I have to help create his dream, and I thought I had a lot riding on the DVD recording.  My story is just beginning.

In this episode: 

• Tired, emotional, that one moment is in the past, so what is next?
• Psoriasis the Sequel
• Full time Fatherhood, the role of a lifetime

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Success only comes to those who work hard to reach it, but even then you need help. I would not have been able to accomplish my kickstarter goal without so many people helping me by pledging.  Although this episode has nothing to do with the kickstarter, I am making good on my reward promise by giving a shout out to all those who contributed to the $7 tier.  Trust me though, this episode takes a sharp turn towards broken after the first segment.

In this episode: 

• A shout out to those who helped me out with Kistarter
• The Duvet cover made me want to destroy a child’s dream
• I can’t fight this lovingfeeling

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Every adventure one takes, every journey one travels on always begins with a challenge, or at least it should. The challenge is taking yourself out of your comfort zone and facing your fears. As much as I thought I could imagine what a developing nation would be like for me to experience, it gave me surprises and new stories around every corner. All these memories, I’ll never forget, and I will share these stories all with you in part two of this two part series.

In this episode: 

• Lifting one’s Ego
• Crippled anywhere else would just be cruel
• Hold my Baby, cry why don’t you, and squat down in humbling fear

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Lifting one’s Ego
Crippled anywhere else would just be cruel
Hold my Baby, cry why don’t you and squat down in humbling fear

I did one last episode just before I took my first trip off the North American island we all call America. Preparing for any trip is a stressful time for anyone.  Until you are actually on the road or heading to an airport, you most likely will be in a piss-poor mood. Since it is me, I can assure you, I’ll be twice as bad. In the first episode of two a part series, I’ll talk about the pains of getting ready to go on my first big journey half way around the world.

In this episode: 

• Tripping out on first world problems
• Bali bound and the rules of engagement
• Squat squat Bali Belly, gonna be a bitch-witch

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In last week’s episode I discussed how socially retarded most people can be. I took it upon myself to really break down the worst examples of society.  Let’s face it though; it wouldn’t be fair if I didn’t put the same kind of scrutiny on my own life.  So in today’s podcast, I’ll do just that.  I go back to the beginning, before I was a comedian, before I was confidant with my own identity and tell you stories of my own youthful awkwardness.

In this episode: 

• Little Lonnie Appleseed
• Orange peels, Kenny Rogers and a full grown temper tantrum.
• Farewell good friends

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On March 27^th at the Star Theater in Portland, Oregon, I will be recording my new DVD “Truth Hurts” but that isn’t what this episode is about. It’s also not about my new Kickstarter project I’d like you all to go and take a look at. Sure, yes I am recording a new DVD and the project over at Kickerstarter is helping me fund it, but this episode has nothing to do with that at all.

I devoted this cast to the observation of the awkward situations we sometimes don’t realize we put ourselves in. It is about the study of our social failings.

Check out my kickstarter Project here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2046694635/project-truth-hurts-a-dvd-in-the-making?ref=home_location

In this episode: 

• Off yourself a bridge
• Thailand boy/girls, Don’t be that guy
• Hipster or Zombie

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People get sick and then they deal with it, or at least normal people do. Take last week for instance. I might have been pushing myself a little too hard and my body said, “You know what dude, you are going to rest because I’m making you.” So I got sick and needed to rest. However, when one takes an extended rest they sometimes have too much time on their hands. When that happens, well, let’s just say it has the making for a great episode of a podcast.

In this episode:

• quick get inside me, I have a fat liver
• Guns make people who hate, lazy
• B.I.R.D. is the word

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The thing about one’s life is while on our journey we will most certainly take turns for the best and the worst.  We will have our highs and our lows. The thing about having your own podcast, or at least one like mine, my listeners have the unfortunate luck to hear me go through these darker turns into the face of self-doubt and personal drudgery.  Is this an awakening? Does this road I am traveling take us to a place of glory or instead do I take you all to an empty space where you witness only carnage? Maybe it’s both but you’ll need to walk the same road to find out the answer.

In this episode: 

• luetooth technology and the ears of wisdom
• Obeying our laws or otherwise it’s just anarchy
• Jiffy can lube me

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