I guess if you are coming here to my blog from outside of my website: www.lonniebruhn.com, you probably know very little about who I am. Also, and I have to be honest when I say this: If you were able to find this blog through any other means, you truly are either unlucky or you were digging around the back alleys of the net where the social misfits linger around; lingering like the high school hoodlums do in the back entrances of school. Only instead of being caught smoking, you’ll either be caught on an episode of Dateline’s “To Catch a Predator.” or you’ll be caught with a bag full of tranny porn by your then soon to be girlfriend.

Look, I’m not going to judge you, not even in the slightest. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say, I’d probably enjoy your company. I’m just saying that very few just accidentally end up in my neck of the woods.

What is this blog site about, it’s my journal. It is everything you wouldn’t find on my site because this area is a special area for us; are secret garden if you will. The truth is, I’m brutally honest in everything I talk about and if I’m writing something here, it’s because I either found it entertaining, or I am sharing something you might find entertaining. This blog is the couch in a therapist’s office, it is the confessional in a church, it is an arcade jack-booth at the porn shop, or the glory-hole sanctuary to which we shall not be judged when we visit. So enjoy this virtual cock sucking

However, if you went to this About Page merely to know more about me and you still don’t have enough evidence of my character by the above description then feel free to waist more time by reading my professional bio below. What a great fucking read that is.

2008 Biography:

“He’s top-grade funny. Not just ‘he’s pretty good but I don’t really watch after the first night’ palatable, but right on your ass funny. Really funny.”
– Doug Stanhope from Comedy Central’s, “The Man Show”

Lonnie Bruhn gives a black-eye to comedy.
– Jim Short

Lonnie Bruhn has quickly become one of the edgiest comedians working today. Unafraid to speak out onstage the subjects and taboos that most people will only whisper… to their psychiatrist. His humor is the ultimate escape from the bland days of political correctness, overused premises, and nonsensical bull that most comics get by with. Lonnie refuses!!!

Born with Cerebral Palsy, Lonnie Bruhn shows to all of us that he’s not crippled. The world is. Bruhn proves why he is a role model to anyone with a disability… and anyone that has ever done anything really perverted and was too ashamed to tell the story… Come see for yourself why Bruhn has built one of the most loyal fan bases in the country.country.