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ep12: Old Man Sweaty Stinky Gym Breath

May 162012

I joined a gym last week and I’m almost 10 days in but here is thing, when you join a fitness center and go on the road, you still need to continue the regiment. How do you do that? Well you join another fitness center, and in my case, one that is an establishment where apparently it’s perfectly appropriate for old men to come over and invade my comfort space. Yeah that happened.

In this episode I discuss:

Why it is important to follow a set of guide lines put in place to protect grown men as they work out
Yes, I’m a bad speller, I get it, but F#$k you Iphone and your auto correct feature, you’re not making it any easier
We have a pet dog and you know what, dogs are animals, animals do not belong in homes
Facebook has a Suicide policy put in place. Thanks FB for looking out for our well being.
I don’t think I’ll be making father of the year.

Don’t forget to share the episode with friends and enemies. I encourage feedback, reviews and comments.

Lonald

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Sat night at the Wichita Bar & Grill. 9:PM

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May 152012

There are two big shows I do in the Portland area every year; this Sat night is one of those shows. I’ll be at the Wichita Bar and Grill with my new hour set “It’s Personal” with special guests Brady Echerer and Derek Tippner. Join me at 9:00 PM. All details are on the poster and in my tour dates.

Sat May 19th at 9:00 PM for only $4.00

I have had more fun this year than in many years past. My act is once again evolving to a new level. I’ve been seen by new faces, started a new personal podcast that has done wonders for my writing, pushed myself to perform in some tough situations to prove to the comedy community I can still play by their rules and won a major comedy contest under their comedy laws. Why did I do it, because it’s not about me being a dirty comedian with a raunchy set like my critics think, it’s always been about being true to myself and honest about my life. It has been about telling a great story and making people laugh because we all deserve it. People think I am trying to cross lines and push buttons; it has NEVER been about that, life crosses lines and is offensive so why should my comedy be any different. I walked into this world wearing a fucking orthopedic boot with an A.M. radio attached to it just for an incentive to move my ankle. That was the opening scene to my play, how could I not become who I am today?

There is no feeling sorry for myself, there is only what I have always loved, the connection with you the fan and this weekend I’ll be doing it once again building up for the new DVD later this year. Jon me and two special guests sets from a couple of comedians that are just now beginning their journey into the world I love. This will be a year to remember.

Go to the following link to learn how to get 50% of their ticket price: https://www.facebook.com/wichitaoc
See you on the other side
Lonald

Orthopedic Boots for Dogs

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May 092012

Hey bringing you another episode of From the Nook Podcast. Today’s episode I’m sure you are going to think to yourself, either Lonnie is having a manic attack or he is jacked up on crack. It is neither unfortunately, no I was just zipping on Excedrin. What a great over-the-counter cure to a hangover. Never say I don’t help you get through life.

In Episode 11:

Did you know that they have Orthopedic Boots for dogs? Yes they do, proving we are losing the battle of our own humanity. In my honest opinion Dec 21^st can’t get here soon enough for some people. Either take me or them, but do it if for no other reason than the dog. Don’t believe me, well here you go: http://www.alldogboots.com/Orthopedic-Dog-Boots-s/2.htm
This Dog is sad, I'm sure
Johnny Cash cover bands and the old fat Elvis Impersonator have a lot in common
Holding The neighborhood hostage makes you a real winner!

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