Two firemen are butt fucking in a Smoked filled Room

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So I got some bad news late last night from my old road hog, Joe Fontenot.  The great John Fox lost his bout with Cancer; at least I think he did, because sadly, he couldn’t even get press on his own death.  When I Googgled (can you believe that’s a verb now) John Fox dies, nothing of importance came up; …

ep14: Facebook Can Have My Secrets

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So today it may seem like I’m in a bad mood but I am not. The podcast is a way for me to vent my frustrations and today’s episode is no different.  Facebook users, look no one wants your comments, no one cares about your photos, what you did today and anyone who is copy and pasting your ideas into …

Barbie Don’t Bleed

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I’m not always in the best mood when I wake up.  It’s not because I just realized, I’ve lived another day either because with all honesty, my life is amazing.  However, I’m tired in the morning and without my first cup of fuel for the day, I can be irritable. Throughout the day it usually gets better but when it …

ep12: Old Man Sweaty Stinky Gym Breath

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I joined a gym last week and I’m almost 10 days in but here is thing, when you join a fitness center and go on the road, you still need to continue the regiment.  How do you do that? Well you join another fitness center, and in my case, one that is an establishment where apparently it’s perfectly appropriate for …

Sat night at the Wichita Bar & Grill. 9:PM

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There are two big shows I do in the Portland area every year; this Sat night is one of those shows. I’ll be at the Wichita Bar and Grill with my new hour set “It’s Personal” with special guests Brady Echerer and Derek Tippner. Join me at 9:00 PM. All details are on the poster and in my tour dates. …

Orthopedic Boots for Dogs

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Hey bringing you another episode of From the Nook Podcast.  Today’s episode I’m sure you are going to think to yourself, either Lonnie is having a manic attack or he is jacked up on crack.  It is neither unfortunately, no I was just zipping on Excedrin.  What a great over-the-counter cure to a hangover.  Never say I don’t help you …

ep10: Bad Acting

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After taking a week off from the podcast to do some much needed traveling to a small but loveable town, Ellensburg, WA, it was time to return to the lonely mic in my breakfast nook.  I was itching to do another episode and wanted to add a couple of new treats and that is just what I did.  I hope …