Okay folks. Look If I don’t put it out there than I guess the universe and the world just will never know I want it.
So here it goes:
I want to have my year filled up with bookings and rise to the top of comedy to be a known and loved by all. I would like all my fans to tell everyone they know about me, sending them to my myspace and website so new people will get a chance to see my stuff. I want everyone to join my mailing list and for bookers and club owners to no longer be afraid of the inevitable.
I would like everyone to donate a buck to me knowing full well that 100% of it will be spent by me for no other reason than to have a blast.
I want to have made my first $150 thousand dollars and sending me buck will certainly help the cause.
I want a new car. The Nissan Z series.
I want to be in my new apartment
I would like it if all of you would place me in your 1 friends spot until after the February 25th show at Harvey’s so I will be seen by thousands more of your friends and so the Harvey’s show will sell out. Clubs need to realize comedy is an art and not meant to be generic, stale and soulless.
I would like to have my own show on HBO or Showtime and maybe even star in soft porn on Cinemax.
I would like to be placed in all the major festivals like Boston, Aspen and Montreal.
I would like my new projects that I am working on to be hugely successful.
I want 2009 to be the year of the Bruhn. And I would like everyone to have the overwhelming need to want to help make all this possible.
I would like Magic Johnson to either admit he was lying or sell his blood to science.
I want to be focused this year, powerful and give performances that people will never forget.
I want 2009 to be a fucking good time.
You can never get things unless you ask. So there. Now you know.
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