My first and only one I’ll ever do.
Would you shave your head if a family member asked you to because they had cancer?
I’d shave my head to make fun of a family member who had cancer.
What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
I wouldn’t worry to much, i fall a lot, so it’s not like it would go to term.
Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
Not yet, but when i get to heaven I’m going to ask him to.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
If by feelings you mean body parts than yes
Are you wasting your time on someone?
I’m wasting my time on this and so are you. It’s just like a relationship, you know it’s going no where but continue anyway..
Explain the last time you threw up:
When i had to to cut the body up. i just don’t have a stomach for it.
Last thing that made you cry:
The last time I made love, and that really bothered her, so now we aren’t together anymore.
Do you have a bad temper?
WHAT THE FUCK! Why don’t you mind your own fucking buisiness. This survey is a cunt wrap.
Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
Not if i don’t get the divorce
How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime?
Am i counting the family member I made fun of for having cancer?
How often do you think about suicide?
during this survey… every question so far.
What is your deepest fear?
for this not to ever end
Do you REALLY love all your family?
The ones that are dead seem to be surprisingly supportive.
What do you want to believe in?
That the way a fuck session starts out in Porn were real. Then being a plumber wouldn’t be a shameful job. it would also explain why they have the ass crack.
Do you have a secret crush on someone?
there is this man I have to suck off for money, and he seems pretty kind, he doesn’t even blow the load in my face because he knows i’m not gay and just hard up for cash.
Are you proud of who you are?
I was until I had to suck that guy off for money.
Do you feel alone even in crowded rooms?
What’s better is that I yell out I’m alone in crowded rooms and surprisingly people leave.
What is the worst thing a person could do to you and still be forgiven?
I forgive nothing. I’m holding it all in until I burst. Then I plan dressing up as an easter bunny and going on a family killing spree. Id dress up like Santa but apparently that’s already been done.
You’re dying in 10 seconds, what are your last words to your best friend?
Sorry i ruined Easter.
…to your worst enemy?
Did you know it was me in the bunny suit.
i bet the limp and cane gave it away
or Hey, I have Aids and I spit in your last drink.
Do you care if people hate you?
it bothers me more when they like me.
Freedom or safety?
I’ll let you know when i get a chance to do both.
Think of a random person, and give them a message here, no names:
No really the gun is real.
Has a song ever made you cry?
Only songs about onions
A book ever made you cry?
Is the world crumbling to pieces?
Only a myspace survey would ask such a stupid fucking question.
Name on moment where you couldn’t control your rage:
Name one moment where you sincerely wanted to just die:
When mom locked me in a box for not feeding the hamster.
For the last one, just say anything you want, anything at all:
I have the urge to write a thousand more questions