Well I bet many of you ladies and come to think of it not just the ladies but just about everyone I know. I’m sure that you would never have thought this day would ever come, but it has. As weird as this is for me to type it, it must be just as shocking to your system to read what I’m about to say.
I’m off the market. My decade reign of douchebaggary has finally come to an end. And now a hundred years of piece shall follow.
I have met a woman I do dearly care for and believe it or not I have promised her I will be a good boy.
I do hope we all still can be friends though