Originally Posted June 24th, 2003
Train Wreck tiities!!!
As long as I have been collecting tit shots I have been gracious in my wording to those who have either sent in shots or those who have popped them out for a quick snap of the camera. Well this is the first time that I can not ignore the fact that this pair is fucking beat to hell. I’m sorry but there are people that know me for speaking the brutal truth and if I held back many of them would loose respect. Not too mention I would loose respect in myself. These tits have to be truthfully evaluated. Now even as cruel as I may be in the next paragraph I will admit that these are true American titties. Why is that? Because the average tits don’t look like fucking gold. I’m sorry but that’s the truth. They are not brushed over and perky, saluting the sky. Most are sad and droopy, and if they could talk would have the voice of Eeyore.
This pair of breast should be in a battered women’s shelter. The nipples look like they’ve been chewed on and fought over by a couple of Coyotes. I can’t tell if they’re jumping out because they’re happy to get air or if they’re trying to escape like a kid jumping out of a moving van. Something tells me if I went to touch them, they’d flinch.
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This girl has spirit
I love this pair of breast and even better, she’s cute. She has a lot of spirit. Her pose says, “fuck cheerleaders, I’ll show you my boobs.” And she gets extra points for having her nipples pierced, it allows for a focal point. This picture was taken at a “chatter party” Which if you want to find out more about then come back in a few days and read about.
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Aspiring comedian and good friend, drunken Josh Lay:
These shots were also taken at the “chatter party” It’s a great way to see the degrading factor of alcohol.
Phase one:
“Yeah I want more to drink you dumb fuck! I’m from Tennessee, we can handle our hooch.”
Phase two:
“Leave me alone! I don’t give fuck that I’m sleeping in urine.”
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NRK Photes of me, Marconi, and Tiny from my May 5th show.
Thanks again for having me on the show, I appreciate everything you guys have done. I’m lucky as hell to be apart of your show.
Marconi on the left—–Tiny on the right.
