Originally Posted April 10th, 2003
What some will do for attention:
Some of you may know Kristine from her own section on my site entitled, “Confessions From A Porn Clerk.” Others may be friends or just know that she is one of my closest friends in the business or otherwise. She is one dirty birdie if I’ve ever met one and for this reason I try to put her on my bill whenever can, being that I have an X rated show, she just seems to fit in. Well fuck if I ever do that again. I placed her on a bill while I was in Phoenix, and what did I get? I get a girl with a broken pooper, that’s what I get.
We were all set to head off to L. A. when she had to ruin our fun. She started complaining of pains. “My stomach is cramping really bad, please help me, I think I’m dyeing.” Blah-Blah-Blah. God damn you complaining little whore. I’m crippled for fuck sake, get over yourself, you selfish bitch!
But After taking her in to the hospital we came to realize that it was a serious matter and that she wasn’t going to be going anywhere for the next two weeks. She has a disease called, Diverticulitis and she was hospitalized in a great hospital in Scottsdale, AZ. By the way, Diverticulitis is a fancy way of saying, rottengutinitis or in laymen’s terms, she has a broken pooper.
No body can say I don’t care, I stayed with for three days in the hospital before I had no choice to move on with rest of the tour though her husband flew in to take over. The thing is because we are all disturbed we started taking a lot pf pictures at the hospital so we could post them for you. See we even think of you when were down. The pictures are below. The best news of all is that we’ll be adding more after the operation. She’s having part of her pooper cut out. She may even need a crap sack when it’s all finished. That lucky bitch! I’ll keep you informed on the news but until then here are a few shots.
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This here puts any smack lover to shame. You should see all of her bruises. I’m telling you bruises make a woman look so precious.
————————————————————————————————-Apparently, while I was sleeping on the job When Kristine took this shot. It’s obvious now she wasn’t in too much pain to hold a fucking camera.
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This was one of the nurses that worked with Kristine, all the them were great with her. This one use to play pool professionally, now she feeds Morphine to the addicted few.
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This picture is a favorite amongst us all. Her husband took it while she was taking a bath. She looks so pathetic. Like a little wet mouse.
More pictures will be added after her operation
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Originally Posted April 10th
Tits hot off the press:
This fist shot was taken a long time ago but between being on the road for 6 weeks and waiting for the right moment to place them up on the site was the only reasons why it hasn’t been added to the collection yet. With that said, I give them the top spot in this major update.
These mature breast were picked at the ripest of moments to get the perfect size and shape. Both women I know and were kind enough to share these taters with all of you. One pair has already been on the site dressed up all pretty like but captured behind titty garments while their master showed off her cowgirls in her ye-haw hat. Now I can finally say they’ve been liberated. If she drops me a few more pics I might have to make her her own gallery.
Her friend is new to the site, but I’ll do what I can to get a few more of her on here too. There is no reason in all of hell to keep them hidden from the titty deprived.
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It apperes Little Miss Cowgirl likes to have her photograph taken because I keep getting my hands on more. It looks like I’m getting a box of eye candy in this next shot. Oh I should also mention she’s not just sexy as all get out but pretty fucking cool too.
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This picture was sent to me by a good friend from the business, Musty. He says he wants to be credited for the pic and wanted me to post his name. However, with a name like Musty, can you really be taking credit? This is his neighbor, who instead of asking to borrow sugar decided to share some of her own. I also said that if I got permission from her I would post the real pic so here it is. Thanks again for sharing the tatters.
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Near the end of my long tour I made a stop off in Medford, OR to do a show. Now the thing is that the meat market that I performed at always has at least a few whores that want to show off in front of my digital camera and this night was no exception to the rule. The girl on the left was a serious cock tease and truthfully when it comes down to it, I think she was a cunt with a capital cunt. It’s so sad that she was so fucking hot and look at those breasts. God damn, those are near perfect. The girl on the right, well she was just a friendly stand in with cunt lady. She was very nice though and had my favorite nipples. It’s just shitty that her left tit looks like it’s been dragging around a sack of bricks. It’s just me talking here and I’m no expert but she should hold onto her baby while it’s feeding rather then just letting it hang on by its teeth. Maybe then her right tit wouldn’t be a foot longer.
Photograph taken by Keith Wallen
