Originally Posted April 11th, 2003
Six weeks on the road and all I got were these lousy pictures.
I had plenty of bad luck during my six weeks on the road. Like for instance, I dislocated my knee twice, I had to replace a timing belt on the car, and slept in a condo that smelled like rotten cunt but I did bring a shit load of photos back with me that would have been up on the site by now but I had an extremely difficult time getting them uploaded to my computer. I mean how difficult does it need to be. What seemed like an easy task turned out to be more difficult then trying to convince my wife that I could fit my fist all the way into her hole. (by the way, I was wrong and we didn’t speak for a week.) Finally I can say all the pics are here. I don’t plan on talking about each photo because I have too many to chat about each one but the important ones shall have captions worth reading. Even through all my bad luck, I had a blast because being on the road is better then not making people laugh. Real quick I want to give thanks to all the cities that I toured too and people worth mentioning.
Russ, from Laffs in Albuquerque, NM, You’re a real ball buster of an owner but you shoot from the hips and I truly respect that. I consider you a friend. Your staff kicks ass too. Scott from Laffs in Tucson, you and Dingo are crazy but you always treat me well during my stay. The Velveeta room in Austin, you were all so fucking cool to me for my first time in. Austin has one of the best night scenes in the country. Sean, in Scottsdale, AZ. God damn your a nut but I love your club The Comedy Spot & staff. You let me do what I want and that’s so important to me. Ground Zero in Medford OR. You always have easy whores and a nice staff. Everyone at The Underground in Tacoma, thanks for putting up with me.
Somewhere in Arizona
The Velveeta room in Austin, TX
Okay the story behind this one is that this was some blues bar in Austin, TX on 6th street famous for it’s night life. Take notice of the men’s bathroom sign. It plays a roll in the following pictures.
To both mine and my brother’s surprise when we walked out that door we walked right the fuck outside and this was our bathroom. We laughed our asses off. You just don’t think when you step into a bathroom you’ll be stepping outside instead.
This is me pissing.
This shot was taken on sixth street.
My brother thought he was getting me in this shot well Mr. elf boy welcome to the internet. God Damn he’s lit isn’t he? (still on 6th street)
I just like this sign.
Yes, I know I look retarded.
Kristine before her pooper went out. (Comedy Spot in Scottsdale, AZ)
I can’t tell you where I was in the picture nor anything about this shot. It’s clear that I probably should have not drank as much as I had. Wow! I am fucked up!
Medford, OR. My good friend Josh doing comedy but to tell you the truth, he looks more like he’s fucking bowling.
The guy on the right is one of my biggest fans and truly a fucking cool guy. He drove all the way from Tucson to Scottsdale to catch my show which is a two hour trip. His friend came along too. Never met his friend before but I’m sure we’ll see each other again. Thanks guys for driving out of your way to catch my show.